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Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!
Q: What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A: A funny bunny!
Q: Why didn't the bunny hop?
A: No bunny knows.
Q: What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A: He hires Santa's elves during the off season.
Q: Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A: Because they don't want to be nearsighted!
Q: What kind of music do bunnies like?
A: Hip Hop.
Q: What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A: He cracked up!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A: A honey bunny!
Q: Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A: IHOP.
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q: Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A: A sock hop.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A: A runny bunny.
Q: How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A: He gets hopping mad.
Q: How do you catch a rabbit?
A: Make a noise like a carrot.
Q: What do bunnies do when they get married?
A: Go on a bunnymoon!
Q: What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
A: The ones with hoppy endings!
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By HAREplanes.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A: The oyster bunny.
Q: What day does an Easter Egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
Q: What kind of bunny can't hop?
A: A chocolate one!
Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A: He cracked up.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone else.
Q: Where does Valentine's Day come after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
A: Basket-ball, of course!
Q: What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
A: Egg yolks!

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Easter Egg Hunt

Put the traditional photo hunt aside as you claim your treasure of Easter eggs! Locate all of the Easter eggs hidden in the images within the given time limit.

Easter Egg Designer

Freely paint and design your own unique Easter egg.

Easter Egg Match Game

Match all of the pictures to win.

Egg Hunt

There are 5 eggs hidden in the picture.

Easter Egg Hop!

You are Hopper, a trainee Easter Bunny. Collect enough eggs in time and you get a bite of the chocolate bunny and entry to the next level.

Easter Word Search

Each word on the list is hidden in the pool of letters. Words may be hidden horizontally, vertically, diagonally, forward, or backward.

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