Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!
Q: What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A: A funny bunny!
Q: Why didn't the bunny hop?
A: No bunny knows.
Q: What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A: He hires Santa's elves during the off season.
Q: Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A: Because they don't want to be nearsighted!
Q: What kind of music do bunnies like?
A: Hip Hop.
Q: What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A: He cracked up!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A: A honey bunny!
Q: Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A: IHOP!
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q: Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A: A sock hop.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A: A runny bunny.
Q: How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A: He gets hopping mad.
Q: How do you catch a rabbit?
A: Make a noise like a carrot.
Q: What do bunnies do when they get married?
A: Go on a bunnymoon!
Q: What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
A: The ones with hoppy endings!
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By HAREplanes.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A: The oyster bunny.
Q: What day does an Easter Egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
Q: What kind of bunny can't hop?
A: A chocolate one!
Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A: He cracked up.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone else.
Q: Where does Valentine's Day come after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
A: Basket-ball, of course!
Q: What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
A: Egg yolks!
Q: What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
A: 14 carrot gold!
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A: Egg-xercise!
Q: What do you call a forgetful rabbit?
A: A hare-brain!
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A: From an egg plant!
Q: What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's too hard to wallpaper them!
Q: What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny's garden?
A: Jelly beans!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a hare brush!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny dry his fur?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur shiny?
A: With hare spray!
Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg?
A: Have you heard any good yolks today?
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hide?
A: Because he was a little chicken!
Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A: Eggs mark the spot!
Q: What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: Hare mail!
Q: Why is the bunny the luckiest animal?
A: Because they have four rabbits feet!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his eggs!
Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favorite dance?
A: The bunny hop!
Q: How does Easter end?
A: With an R!
Q: Knock Knock. … Who's there? … Easter. … Easter who?
A: Easter Bunny!
Q: Knock Knock. … Who's there? … Ana. … Ana who?
A: Ana-other Easter Bunny!
Q: Knock Knock. … Who's there? … Some bunny. … Some bunny who?
A: Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!