Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
A: Rap music.
Q: Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q: What does a bird say at Halloween?
A: "Twick or tweet."
Q: Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A: A scare center!
Q: What key opens a Haunted House?
A: A spooKEY!
Q: Why didn't Dracula have any friends?
A: He was a pain in the neck!
Q: Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: What does a panda ghost eat?
Q: What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A: Fang mail.
Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: His transparents.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
A: Lazy bones!
Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: "Spook when you're spooken to."
Q: What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A: A nectarine.
Q: What pants do ghosts wear?
A: BOO jeans.
Q: What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A: A mop.
Q: Why did the mummy get a headache?
A: Because he was GOBLIN his candy!
Q: Where did the ghost go on vacation?
A: The BOO-hamas!
Q: What is the problem with two twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which!
Q: What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A: A chicken sand witch.
Q: What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A: A pumpkin patch.
Q: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A: Because you can see right through him.
Q: Who won the zombie war?
A: Nobody, it was dead even.
Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts.
Q: What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
A: A wide scream TV.
Q: What school subject is a witch good at?
Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A: "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
Q: Why did Dracula go to the library?
A: He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!
Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: I scream.
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her W.
Q: Why did the skeleton go scuba diving?
A: Because he wanted to get some muscles!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A: Because he had no body to go with.
Q: What did the jack-o'-lantern say to the other jack-o'-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?
A: "Let's get glowing."
Q: What monster wears the most clothes?
A: A werewolf!
Q: What do skeletons say before they start to eat?
A: Bone appetite.