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Q: How do fall leaves get from place to place?
A: With autumn-mobiles.

Q: What is the cutest season?
A: Awwwtumn.

Q: There is a bush, a pine tree and an oak tree and it is the fall season. If the wind is blowing towards the west, which way does the leaves on the pine tree fall?
A: A pine tree doesn't have leaves. It has needles.

Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was out-standing in his field.

Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!

Q: What did the hat say to the scarf?
A: "You Go Around While I Go Ahead!"

Q: What did a tree fighting with Autumn say?
A: That's it, I'm leaving.

Q: How does an elephant get out of a tree?
A: It sits on a leaf and waits until Autumn.

Q: What did the tree say to Autumn?
A: Leaf me alone.

Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What falls in autumn?
A: Leaves!

Q: What did one autumn leaf say to another?
A: I'm falling for you.

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: What is a tree's least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!

Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the street to school?
A: The Crossing Gourd.

Q: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone's favorite season?
A: Fall!

Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash!

Q: Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
A: Because it's too far to walk.

Q: What reads and lives in an apple?
A: A bookworm.

Q: Why do trees hate tests?
A: Because they get stumped by the questions.

Q: How do trees get onto the internet?
A: Easy, they just LOG on.

Q: Why did Summer catch Autumn?
A: Because Autumn had a fall.

Q: What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth!

Q: How does an Elephant get out of a tree?
A: He sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!

Q: What has ears but can't hear a thing?
A: A cornfield.

Q: Which side of a tree has the most leaves?
A: The outside.

Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a cornfield?
A: Because the corn has ears.

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
A: To make up for a lousy summer!

Q: What do you call a tree that doubts fall is coming?
A: It is in Dis-be-leaf.

Q: What is black, white, orange, and waddles?
A: A penguin with a pumpkin!

Q: Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
A: Because the pride goeth before the fall!

Q: Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall?
A: He was absent without leaves!

Q: What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A: A fall guy!

Q: What do trees say when they get their leaves back in spring?
A: What a re-leaf!

Q: What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A: A har-vest!

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Fall Sudoku Puzzle

Fill all of empty squares in the grid with a fall picture.

Fall Drag & Drop Puzzle

Unscramble the pieces to make an Fall picture.

Field Goal Challenge

Are you up to the Field Goal Challenge?

Scarecrow Jigsaw Puzzle

Put this jigsaw puzzle together to reveal a picture of Scarecrows.

Fall Simon Says

Play a game of Simon Says with a fall twist.

Autumn Slide Puzzle

Unscramble the pieces to make a Fall picture.

Fall Word Search

Find fall words hidden in this online word search.

Fall Jigsaw Puzzle

Put this jigsaw puzzle together to reveal a picture of Fall Leaves.

Fall Match Game

Match all of the pictures to win.