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For more holiday fun, visit our main Christmas page and learn about the history of Christmas. Find fun activities like Christmas videos, recipes, and Christmas coloring pages.
For more holiday fun, visit our main Christmas page and learn about the history of Christmas. Find fun activities like Christmas videos, recipes, and Christmas coloring pages.
Q: Name the child's favorite Christma king?
A: A stocking.
A: A stocking.
Q: Why can't the Christmas tree stand up?
A: It doesn’t have legs.
A: It doesn’t have legs.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
A: Frostbite.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
A: Snowflakes.
Q: What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker.
A: A Christmas Quacker.
Q: What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A: Santa Pause!
A: Santa Pause!
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
A: In a snow bank.
Q: How do you scare a snowman?
A: You get a hairdryer!
A: You get a hairdryer!
Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing, it was on the house!
A: Nothing, it was on the house!
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle!
A: A puddle!
Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can go HOE HOE HOE.
A: So he can go HOE HOE HOE.
Q: What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Kringle.
A: Crisp Kringle.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: Santa covered with chimney soot.
A: Santa covered with chimney soot.
Q: Why is Santa so good at karate?
A: Because he has a black belt!
A: Because he has a black belt!
Q: What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A: A humbug.
A: A humbug.
Q: What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsilitis!
A: Tinsilitis!
Q: What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
A: Nothing, reindeer can't talk.
A: Nothing, reindeer can't talk.
Q: What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A: Pineapple.
A: Pineapple.
Q: Which elf was the best singer?
A: ELFis Presley.
A: ELFis Presley.
Q: How do you know when Santa's in the room?
A: You can sense his presents.
A: You can sense his presents.
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A: "Looks like rain, dear."
A: "Looks like rain, dear."
Q: Who gives presents to baby sharks?
A: Santa Jaws.
A: Santa Jaws.
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
A: The elf-abet.
Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: Because he wanted to sleep like a log!
A: Because he wanted to sleep like a log!
Q: What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
A: Silent Night.
A: Silent Night.
Q: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
A: Fleece Navidad!
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
A: "Holly" wood!
A: "Holly" wood!
Q: Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
A: Because of all the wrapping!
A: Because of all the wrapping!
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