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Enjoy our collection of Winter jokes, riddles and one-liners. After having a laugh, check out our Winter Games section.

For more holiday fun, visit our main Winter Fun page and learn about Winter. Find lots of fun activities like Winter coloring pages and stationery.
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle!

Q: What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
A: Frost bite!

Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream!

Q: What is a snowman's favorite snack?
A: Ice Krispy treats.

Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
A: Have an ice day!

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.

Q: How was the snow globe feeling?
A: A little shaken!

Q: What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A: Snow!

Q: How does a penguin build a house?
A: Igloos it together!

Q: How do you scare a snowman?
A: You get a hairdryer!

Q: What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A: A meltdown!

Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra!

Q: What happened when the icicle landed on the snowmman's head?
A: It knocked him out cold.

Q: Where does a polar bear keep its money?
A: In a snow bank!

Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots?

Q: What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
A: Brrrr- itos!

Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A: A snowball!

Q: How does an Eskimo stick his house together?
A: With igloo!

Q: What kind of money do snowmen use in the North Pole?
A: Cold cash!

Q: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
A: Snow and tell.

Q: What do you call a slow skier?
A: A slopepoke!

Q: Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A: They're afraid of Wales!

Q: What can you catch but not in your hands?
A: A cold!

Q: What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A: Chilly sauce!

Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

Q: Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?
A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

Q: What did Frosty call his cow?
A: Eskimoo!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!

Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds?
A: Icebergers with chilly sauce!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: What do you call a Snowman on roller blades?
A: A snowmobile!

Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps.

Q: What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A: A chill pill!

Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
A: A snowmobile!

Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance?
A: They go to snowballs.

Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A: Chill-dren.

Q: Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A: Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q: What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
A: I.C.!

Q: What you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?
A: A snowman on a zebra crossing!

Q: What is a Snowman's favorite drink?
A: Ice Tea!

Q: What happened when the icicle landed on the snowmman's head?
A: It knocked him out cold.

Q: Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.

Q: What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A: A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q: Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
A: A Snowman.

Q: How do snowmen greet each other?
A: Ice to meet you!

Q: What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Q: What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes!

Q: What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
A: Frosty the Dough-man!

Q: What kind of cake does Frosty like?
A: The kind with lots of icing!

Q: Who are Frosty's parents?
A: Mom and Pop-Sicle!

Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Icebergers!

Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.

Q: How do snowmen read their e-mails?
A: With an icy-stare!

Q: Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia?
A: Because he wanted frozen pop!

Q: What did Frosty's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
A: The cold shoulder!

Q: Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
A: They wear snow caps.

Q: Who is Frosty's favourite Aunt?
A: Aunt Artica!

Q: What Do You Call A Cold Ghost?
A: Casp-burr!

Q: What Do You Call A Penguin In The Desert?
A: Lost!

Q: What Disease Do You Get When You Decorate For Christmas?
A: Tinselitus!

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!

Q: What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
A: Snow!

Q: What bites with no teeth?
A: Frost!

Q: When I grow I come closer to the ground. What am I?
A: An icicle.

Q: What do snowmen win at the Olympics?
A: "Cold" medals!

Q: How do snowmen get information?
A: They search the "Winter-net."

Q: Why is Frosty the Snowman popular?
A: He's really cool!

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