Enjoy our collection of Winter jokes, riddles and one-liners. After having a laugh, check out our Winter Games section.
For more holiday fun, visit our main Winter Fun page and learn about Winter. Find lots of fun activities like Winter coloring pages and stationery.
For more holiday fun, visit our main Winter Fun page and learn about Winter. Find lots of fun activities like Winter coloring pages and stationery.
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle!
A: A puddle!
Q: What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
A: Frost bite!
A: Frost bite!
Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream!
A: Cold cream!
Q: What is a snowman's favorite snack?
A: Ice Krispy treats.
A: Ice Krispy treats.
Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
A: Have an ice day!
A: Have an ice day!
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
A: In a snow bank.
Q: How was the snow globe feeling?
A: A little shaken!
A: A little shaken!
Q: What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A: Snow!
A: Snow!
Q: How does a penguin build a house?
A: Igloos it together!
A: Igloos it together!
Q: How do you scare a snowman?
A: You get a hairdryer!
A: You get a hairdryer!
Q: What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A: A meltdown!
A: A meltdown!
Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra!
A: Owlgebra!
Q: What happened when the icicle landed on the snowmman's head?
A: It knocked him out cold.
A: It knocked him out cold.
Q: Where does a polar bear keep its money?
A: In a snow bank!
A: In a snow bank!
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots?
A: Do you smell carrots?
Q: What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
A: Brrrr- itos!
A: Brrrr- itos!
Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A: A snowball!
A: A snowball!
Q: How does an Eskimo stick his house together?
A: With igloo!
A: With igloo!
Q: What kind of money do snowmen use in the North Pole?
A: Cold cash!
A: Cold cash!
Q: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
A: Snow and tell.
A: Snow and tell.
Q: What do you call a slow skier?
A: A slopepoke!
A: A slopepoke!
Q: Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A: They're afraid of Wales!
A: They're afraid of Wales!
Q: What can you catch but not in your hands?
A: A cold!
A: A cold!
Q: What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A: Chilly sauce!
A: Chilly sauce!
Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Q: Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?
A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
Q: What did Frosty call his cow?
A: Eskimoo!
A: Eskimoo!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
A: Frostbite!
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!
A: Water!
Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds?
A: Icebergers with chilly sauce!
A: Icebergers with chilly sauce!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes.
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What do you call a Snowman on roller blades?
A: A snowmobile!
A: A snowmobile!
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps.
A: Ice caps.
Q: What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A: A chill pill!
A: A chill pill!
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
A: A snowmobile!
A: A snowmobile!
Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance?
A: They go to snowballs.
A: They go to snowballs.
Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A: Chill-dren.
A: Chill-dren.
Q: Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A: Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.
A: Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.
Q: What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
A: I.C.!
A: I.C.!
Q: What goes...now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?
A: A snowman on a zebra crossing!
A: A snowman on a zebra crossing!
Q: What is a Snowman's favorite drink?
A: Ice Tea!
A: Ice Tea!
Q: What happened when the icicle landed on the snowmman's head?
A: It knocked him out cold.
A: It knocked him out cold.
Q: Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.
A: Because Frost bites.
Q: What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A: A "brrr" - "grrr"!
A: A "brrr" - "grrr"!
Q: Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
A: A Snowman.
A: A Snowman.
Q: How do snowmen greet each other?
A: Ice to meet you!
A: Ice to meet you!
Q: What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Q: What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes!
A: Snowflakes!
Q: What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
A: Frosty the Dough-man!
A: Frosty the Dough-man!
Q: What kind of cake does Frosty like?
A: The kind with lots of icing!
A: The kind with lots of icing!
Q: Who are Frosty's parents?
A: Mom and Pop-Sicle!
A: Mom and Pop-Sicle!
Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Icebergers!
A: Icebergers!
Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.
A: By icicle.
Q: How do snowmen read their e-mails?
A: With an icy-stare!
A: With an icy-stare!
Q: Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia?
A: Because he wanted frozen pop!
A: Because he wanted frozen pop!
Q: What did Frosty's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
A: The cold shoulder!
A: The cold shoulder!
Q: Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
A: They wear snow caps.
A: They wear snow caps.
Q: Who is Frosty's favourite Aunt?
A: Aunt Artica!
A: Aunt Artica!
Q: What Do You Call A Cold Ghost?
A: Casp-burr!
A: Casp-burr!
Q: What Do You Call A Penguin In The Desert?
A: Lost!
A: Lost!
Q: What Disease Do You Get When You Decorate For Christmas?
A: Tinselitus!
A: Tinselitus!
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
A: Snow!
A: Snow!
Q: What bites with no teeth?
A: Frost!
A: Frost!
Q: When I grow I come closer to the ground. What am I?
A: An icicle.
A: An icicle.
Q: What do snowmen win at the Olympics?
A: "Cold" medals!
A: "Cold" medals!
Q: How do snowmen get information?
A: They search the "Winter-net."
A: They search the "Winter-net."
Q: Why is Frosty the Snowman popular?
A: He's really cool!
A: He's really cool!
More Winter
Practice multiplication skills with factors up to 12 in this fun puzzle game.
What does this little piggy love to do? Pig out! Help the pigs get the acorns as you progress through all four seasons.
It's a snow day and you want to make a delicious snack to share with your friends!
Winchester is headed out to gather food for his family before they hibernate for the winter. Dress him up so he stays warm while on his adventure!
Lilly has a snow day and she is building snowmen in Central Park! Help give the snowmen the missing items before they reach Lilly!
Amanda is getting ready to go sledding with her besties! Dress her up in cute winter clothes so she can go play with her friends!
Jump, flip, and spin while bombing down a diamond! The bigger the tricks, the higher your score, so get out there and own that mountain!
Settle families in the cabins. Provide the services they request as quickly as possible to get higher tips and move on to the next level.
Your penguin needs to go the distance and catch fish to survive. See how far your penguin can slide, and catch as many fish as you can to raise your score.