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After having a laugh, check out our collection of Summer Games.

For more holiday fun, visit our main Summer Fun page and learn about Summer. Find fun activities like Summer coloring pages and stationery.
Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!
Q: What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?
A: Croak-o-cola.
Q: How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
A: They use bear conditioning!
Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.
Q: What does the sun drink out of?
A: Sunglasses.
Q: What do you call a snowman in July?
A: A puddle.
Q: What's black and white and read all over?
A: A sunburned zebra.
Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?
A: A hot dog!
Q: What’s the best day to go to the beach?
A: SUNDAY!
Q: Why are gulls named seagulls?
A: If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels!
Q: Which letter is the coolest?
A: Iced T.
Q: What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
A: A sandwitch!
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
A: I’m bacon.
Q: Why don’t acrobats work in the winter?
A: Because they only do summer-saults!
Q: What do you call a cat at the beach?
A: Sandy claws.
Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa-baa-cue.
Q: Where do cows go on their holidays?
A: Moo York.

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Baby Hazel Beach Party

Baby Hazel's cousins, Ashley and Elisa are throwing a beach party for Baby Hazel and Kayla.

Summer Camp Slacking

It's summer and that can only mean one thing - Summer Camp!

Uphill Rush 7: Waterpark

Uphill Rush is back with an all new racing adventure. Grab your innertube and hit the waterpark for a thrilling race!

Flip Flop Match Game

Click on the buttons to reveal the pictures of different flip flops. Match all of the pictures to win.

Piggy-Wiggy Seasons

What does this little piggy love to do? Pig out! Help the pigs get the acorns as you progress through all four seasons.

Scooby's Ripping Ride

Grab your surfboard and shred some waves with Scooby Doo!

Surfmania

Get on your surf board and ride the waves.

Papa's Freezeria

You’ve just started an easy job at an ice cream shop on a laidback tropical island, but things get hectic when all of Papa Louie’s loyal customers arrive on the island for vacation!

Rollercoaster Rush

Take your riders on a gut-wrenching, yowling terror ride! Negotiate huge peaks, steep valleys, loop-the-loops, jumps and more!

Mower Mayhem

Hop on your tricked up ride and race your way from The Home Depot parking lot through the neighborhood to safely park the monster mower in your garage - all before the clock runs out.

Summer Jigsaw Puzzle

Put the jigsaw puzzle pieces together to form a picture of a Summer Beach.

Chef Toss

Help Big Bruce feed the guests by clicking them when they pop up on the screen.

Surf's Up

It's Summer Vacation time! Help the kids find their way to the beach.

Summer Drag & Drop Puzzle

Unscramble the pieces to make an Summer picture.

Summer Word Search

Each word on the list is hidden in the pool of letters. Words may be hidden horizontally, vertically, diagonally, forward, or backward.

Summer Match Game

Click on the buttons to reveal the pictures. Match all of the pictures to win.

Summer Simon Says

Test your memory skills in this online version of Simon Says.

Summer Slide Puzzle

Unscramble the pieces to make a Summer picture.