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A: Paddy O'Furniture
A: A sham rock.
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
A: Because they're always a little short.
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
A: They like to "go" first class!
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!
A: St. O'Claus!
A: Some poor horse is going barefoot!
A: Sure, they're great at shorthand!
A: Short ribs!
A: To keep from falling in the stew!
A: He took a shortcut!
A: A Jolly Green Giant
A: When it's a FRENCH fry!
A: Because they're very short-tempered!
A: Because they're always wearing green
A: They need all the luck they can get!
A: He gets wet!
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A: He couldn't afford plane fare.
A: Because you shouldn't press your luck!
A: A rainbow.
A: Her red ones were in the wash!
A: A leper-con!
A: In the dictionary!
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