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Q: What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A: Two points just like everybody!

Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During Ape-ril showers!

Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee (B) comes after it!

Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May!

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.

Q: Do you know all about April 1st?
A: Yes, I'm fooly aware of it!

Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lily!

Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March!

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Q: What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?
A: Hop Suey!

Q: Why did the farmer bury all his money?
A: To make his soil rich!

Q: What did the big flower say to the little one?
A: You're really growing, bud!

Q: What's the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool's Day?
A: On one you're thankful and on the other you're prankful!

Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring-time!

Q: What flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips (Two-lips)!

Q: What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?
A: Prankenstein!

Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny.

Q: What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April' and ‘March', that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?
A: The letter "r".

Q: What's a baby chick's favorite plant?
A: EGG-plants!

Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: FOUL weather!

Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?
A: Tulips!

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella!

Q: What falls but never gets hurt?
A: The rain!

Q: What is a spring chick after it is five months old?
A: Six months old.

Q: Why did the boy start a gardening business?
A: Because he wanted to rake in the cash!

Q: What did the summer say to the spring?
A: Help! I'm going to fall.

Q: What kind of garden does a baker have?
A: A "flour" garden.

Q: Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?
A: He was trying to grow a water-melon.

Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their little yellow jackets!

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Butterfly Bash

Turn crawling bugs into beautiful butterflies! Click on single butterflies and see the magic happen! Use different kinds of bugs to perform chain reactions to get extra points.

Spring Dot to Dot Puzzle

Connect the dots in order to make a Spring picture.

Baby Hazel Spring Time

Colorful flowers, bees, butterflies, and lush green gardens! It must be spring, the most beautiful season of the year!

Math Memory Clocks: Spring Edition

Match the analog clocks with the correct time to make a Spring picture.

Bloomin' Gardens

Time to get those green fingers working and your garden under control - plants are growing faster than you can pick 'em!

Baby Chick Jigsaw Puzzle

Put this jigsaw puzzle together to reveal a picture of a Baby Chick.

Spring Match Game

Match all of the Spring pictures to win.

Butterfly Slide Puzzle

Unscramble the pieces to make a Butterfly picture.

Spring Fairy

Angela is a Spring fairy who lives in the flowers. She helps the flowers bloom at the beginning of every new Spring season.